After having seem what I think is my perfect man, I thought I'd lay it out for my avid blog readers.
He can't be a giant. I'm being realistic here, I am only like 5 ft 3 or something so I don't want somebody I can't reach.
He has to be a nerd. I couldn't cope with a boyfriend who judged me for my "Omg, I'm gonna play Pokemon red and complete it in a month!" outbursts. And if he were too jock-like then I don't think we'd have too much to talk about. I mean I get sports but I don't really care about them.
He has to appreciate good food. I don't mean he often eats cavier and washes it down with a 50 year old bottle of whisky. I mean he should like to eat. This sounds like a strange request but I need someone who eats more than I do and, truth be told, I eat alot. So he has that to contend with.
And lastly he should have a killer smile. One that even if I'm mad at him, it still doesn't fail to soften me.
Despite all of these overly specific qualifications, at the end of the day he only has to do one thing- like me for everything I am. For every little weird/impulsive/OCD thing I do. Now is that really too much to ask? ;) x
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It seams natural to compare myself with "The Perfect Guy."
ReplyDeleteHeight: 5" 11 3/4" Probably just at the upper limit of what you would except.
Nerd: I am definitely a geek. I am a gamer, mostly 1st person shooters or racing simulations.
Sports: NFL and NASCAR. You dont have to watch with me...just let me watch.
Food: "The Chemistry of Cooking"
Smile: I rarely smile. I have been told I have a nice smile, I just need reasons.
This was not an application. So please dont be getting all scared.
This IS an application:
ReplyDeleteJoking I am, I'm not a giant! I'm 5ft 6 AT MOST.
Nerd: I live by my pokemon. Every opportunity to train I get, I take it.
Sports: pleh, except swimming.
I loves me food and can eat you under the table. (That's an idiom, I'm not going to drag you under a table and start chewing you)
And my smiling is incredible, I think you'll agree.
I love you for all your weirdness, it's what makes you Slutcliffe.
Now, the only thing is, I'm not a man. But is that REEEAALLY such a problem?
Haha! That's a little bit of a problem yeah.. but I shall holla at you if I start liking girls :D x
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